EAT ANTHRAX!

Listening to: All for you, Janet Jackson

Haha I love journalism, I can do pretty much whatever I want as long as it looks like I'm writing about something. We normaly play music when we're working but these songs are so outdated it's funny really. The only problem wiht Janet Jackson is that I will forever associate her with that stupid superbowl incident. WE TiVOED IT! Currently I'm supposed to be working on a pro article for uniforms- Pish! Like that's gonna happen.

Okay so I feel kinda bad that instead of working in the class that I worked so hard to get into I actualy am just playing games but really, I'm so glad we have a substitute today. Okay so I'm just gonna write a list this time instead of a book review.

Okay a list of ways to get back at your horrible control-freak editor in cheif:
10. Ignore them (occasionaly this won't work)
9. Hurt them in any way possible. (Okay so it's not very mature but who cares)
8. Get them in trouble in any way. Make sure that you don't get caught in the prossess.
7. Write a list of things that annoy you about them, print it in the paper instead of the horoscopes your also supposed to be writing.
6. Fill their locker with old balogna sandwiches.
5. Serve them brownies with laxitive in them.
4. Put Nair in their shampoo so that their hair gets all clumpy and stuff.
3. Pelt them with waterballons, eggs, something messy and that will throw far.
2. Stuff doghair up their noses.
1. The age old, flaming poo in a bag. Need I say more.

Okay I'm gonna get yelled at so I've gotta go,

You know you love me,
Lara